Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

by Mike Read July 27, 2003

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cocksneeze

The act of ejaculation through a non-erect penis. Ususally happens in reaction to extremely arousing event, catching one completely offguard.

"Jesus Christ, did you see the tits on that bitch?"

"Oh man, I think I just cocksneezed"

by ProbablyJason November 18, 2003

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Related Words

Cocknee • Cockneed • cockney • cockneck • cockleech • cockweed • Cockney Rhyming Slang • Cockee • Cockney Wanker • cockbeer

A dialect replacing numerous words with phrases that rhyme with the desired outcome, e.g. Dog and Bone = Phone, Trouble and Strife = Wife, Horse and Carriage = Marrage.
Stems from an area in London.
See Also: rhyming slang

Anyway, I was going off to my Pope in Rome, when the old Trouble and Strife's only gone and left the Horse and Carriage and Cat and Mouse and left me a message next to the Dog and Bone on an Alexander the Great up the Apples and Pairs. She's gone of with another fella with a lot of Poppy Red. Made me so Hit List, you know? So I gos and gets meself a Pigs Ear. Not bothered really, just she dragged her huge Kingdom Come off with my Sue Rider!

by regs_ October 28, 2004

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Cockfee

The act of meeting up for a coffee and sex.

Man, I met Rachel yesterday for some cockfee instead of going to the gym. I still got my cardio in though.

by diverlloyd April 2, 2019

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cockneyrhyming

whyed you search this up? did you mean cockney rhyming? no? stupid.

cockneyrhyming when someon spells cockney rhyming wrong
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joe: have you heard of cockneyrhyming?

big fella:are you stupid? did you mean cockney rhyming?

by bread man32 October 14, 2020

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