cockmollusc

Derogative term, implying one is an organism simmilar to a barnacle, inhabiting the penis of a human or animal.

You cockmollusc! Or, That smells like roasted cockmollusc.

by Max Ashton April 7, 2005

warholstering cockmongerer

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

by top hat September 7, 2008

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!

cockmongler more like grinman@

by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmonger

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

cockmong

an idiot. an insult you would give to a person in the wrong, or that you just hate.

you're such a cockmong matt

by zeen February 9, 2005

cockmongrel

a girl who hoggs all the cock/whore

clair is a cockmongrel.

by jessica H September 8, 2006

cockmongle

(noun) Someone who mongles the cock

(noun) a word used to insult or hurt a person.

You're such a cockmongle!

by The Akid June 24, 2009