Cockheiser

When a large male props one leg up on a chair or table and thrusts his crotch into a teenaged girls face. The man then thrusts in and out of the girls face, making odd clicking noises with his mouth. The noises increase in their volume and frequency. After climaxing, the clicking slowly stops, the man backs off, and then tries to smoke a piece of black board chalk. The whole ordeal takes place in a school, and all parties are fully clothed, just adding to the trauma of the recipient.

Example 1:
Person 1:"Oh my god! Is that a machine gun fire?! What's that clicking?"
Person 2:"No, someone's just getting the Cockheiser."

Example 2:
Person 1:"I feel so...violated. A large sweaty Jewish man just came up, and thrust his crotch into my face while clicking his tongue like a mad man!"
Person 2:"Bitch, you got COCKHEISERED!"

by Virgil Caine May 5, 2005

cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003

Cockmistress

A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.

guy 1- Dude, I need to get my dick sucked.
guy 2- Bro, just go ask Bekky, shes such a cockmistress.

by Shit on his cock August 1, 2008

horse fuckin cockmaster

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses

Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003

cocktwister

one who twists cocks

what are you doing, cocktwister!?

by secretface September 7, 2004

dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

by mysteriousman July 19, 2004