Definitely. 1: something awkward that happens in the genital region,; definition 2: behavior that a created a socially uncomfortable situation emerging from white male privilege.
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Oh, this phone is propped between my thighs suggestively. COCKWARD!
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a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
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1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.
2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.
Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.
Nate: I know, I told his ass.
Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.
Nate: I know, right.
Nate: I know, I told his ass.
Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.
Nate: I know, right.
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"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
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While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.
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1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid
1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid
Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.
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