pelvic congestion

The female version of blue balls.

Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.

by 34235235 June 1, 2006

Congestion

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.

There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.

by DominiqueRB November 1, 2006

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

congestion system

is the thing inside your nose.

I have a congestion system

by candyloverr1234 December 29, 2021

Cockception

The act of making such an impression on someone that they dream of having you put your cock in them.

Bro #1: Bro! After hooking up with Sarah, she told me she had a sex dream about me.
Bro #2: Dude, that’s cockception!

by Cock Hands Johnson December 13, 2022

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.

Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.

by OKAYYYYY October 4, 2016