bitch ass motherfucking cockface

What you say when you're extremely triggered.

Steve: I had sex with your mother.
John: You little bitch ass motherfucking cockface!

by Merlinwouldyalookatthetime January 29, 2018

cockfucker

A person who fucks cocks

"hey Sam you're a cockfucker, i hope you die a horrible death"

by kidkoolio August 5, 2008

cornflake single

A song one has not played in a long time that is even better than one remembers. As used by BBC6 presenter Steve Lamacq on his programme on 29 February 2008.

Cream's "Strange Brew" is a cornflake single.

by R.C.W. February 29, 2008

Coalflake

Noun. A conservative Republican more interested in wealth than the well-being of the nation.

Related to the derogatory use of snowflake.

The CEO is just a coalflake complaining about welfare while getting a massive corporate tax break.

by LibertyInTruth March 15, 2019

Cockolate Mousse

The nasty brown foamy substance that collects around the head of the dick after anal sex and ejaculation.

For mains I fucked her ass, then let her eat the cockolate mousse for dessert.

by Swampy McSwamperson February 13, 2019

CockQuake

The laziest possible way to masturbate. One rests their hand over their genitals during an earthquake and the earth does all the jacking.

TV Announcer: The San Andreas fault is about to produce a magnitude 7 earthquake, evacuate your homes immediately

Lazy guy: *puts hand on penis* aight time for a CockQuake

by **Bitch Nigga** July 6, 2019

cockplayer

Someone who is a loser in life but does not necessarily play with his cock!

Look at you! You think you are a cosplayer? I think you are a cockplayer!

by ufoufopk December 4, 2020