harlem cockfight

When two or more pigeons viciously attack each other over a scrap of fried meat, usually chicken. Also applies to any two animals (including humans) attacking each other over something not normally found in their diet.
Rounding the corner, Jason suddenly found himself in the middle of a harlem cockfight. Startled, he tripped and landed right in the runoff from the live poultry store.

You should'a seen Shaniqua and Britney last night at the dinner table! After that health program at school they been harlem cockfighting over the celery!
by vegetablation June 23, 2008
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To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.
Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.
by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020
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Cockfighting

The male challenges the other male to slap cocks or cockfighting.
by jewish cunt bastard April 08, 2022
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Cockfighting

an activity where two men use their penises as bludgeons and bludgeon each other to death
I have to go in 30 minutes because John invited me to a cockfighting tournament
by lord firecock March 29, 2022
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Kentucky Cockfight

Two men (or any other being with penises) lather their genital areas with KFC sauce, and then proceed to fight using only their appendages. They must fight until the woman chooses who she wants. The female will then use yet more KFC sauce and fill the winners anal cavity with said sauce, after this she must use a piece of fried chicken to penetrate the mans anal cavity. Afterwards, the loser is made to eat the piece used in coitus.
“I was talking to my buddy and he said that him and these ppl made a Kentucky Cockfight the other night” -person 1

“Damn I can’t believe we missed that” - person 2
by Imthatguy0107 October 28, 2021
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