cockcage

Male chasity device that locks around the testicles with a cage that prevents the penis from getting hard. Device prevents a male from having sex or masturbating. Device also forces a male to sit when urinating.

I wanted him to remember who's in charge so I locked him in a cockcage.

I don't trust him around other women so I force him to wear a cockcage.

by GayWhiteBottom4BBC May 22, 2018

cockcan

when a penis is wider than a coke can, but the can beats it in the length department.

HA HA he had a cockcan.

by ontherag November 16, 2005

cockvampire

refers to people, dude or bitch, who suck cock the way a vampire sucks blood, like they need it to live.

Chris is a cockvampire.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 February 27, 2004

Cockcausian

A caucasian gay or straight male who enjoys colored penis

Terry is a Irish fag, that makes him a cockcausian.

by pinchichicano October 14, 2010

Cockamamie

Absurd, outlandish.

Person 1: That is so cockamamie!
Person 2: Yeah... I know... They have no taste in FOOD!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

cockamanian

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
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The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Cockjammer

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.

Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."

by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009