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corkbomb

When a large amount of diarrhea builds up behind a constapative blockage. The release of the constipation triggers diarrhetic explosive decompression, similar to the release of a cork from a bottle of champagne.
I shouldn't have drunk all of that suspicious looking camp water after I had all those granola bars. I'm totally gonna corkbomb all over the latrine.
by A__DAWG July 7, 2010
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Cock bomb

When some asshole randomly sends you a picture of their penis
Girl 1: "OMG! I woke up to a dick pic sent by Patrick."
Girl 2: "He cock bombs everyone. He's so nasty. What did you do?"
Girl 1: "I sent him Eric's cock bomb dick pic from last week. That'll teach him"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you gotta fight penis with penis."
by Denver'sDarling September 1, 2013
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Cockwomble

Male-directed insult: An unintelligent fucktard who has an opinion and a big mouth. Bullshit spout.
Cockwomble: David Cameron is a Cockwomble
by ZegDrop December 26, 2015
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Cockwomble

The literal meaning of cockwomble is someone who engages in cottaging or gay dogging type activities in public places. In general use, it seems to have lost this meaning and is typically just used as a general insult.

Wombles are fictional creatures from a 1970s British children's animation series. As the story goes, they live in a burrow under Wimbledon Common and get by collecting and recycling litter.

So if a womble is a critter that roams Wimbledon Common looking for litter, then a cockwomble is someone who roams Wimbledon Common (or other parks and public areas) looking for cock.
We decided t o leave Frank in the pub. He was being a complete cockwomble.
by divasdayoff January 2, 2016
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Cockwomble

The 45th president of the United States of America.

Popularised by the people of Scotland after Donald Trump congratulated them on voting for independence (Scotland actialy voted to stay in the EU)
by MrsChippy1915 June 7, 2018
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He is such a cockwomble he needs to get a life..
by #1 real bitch July 11, 2016
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Cockwomble

An overly officious oaf or spiteful person.

Someone who takes great delight in the misery of others by being deliberately obtuse and ignorant.
"I couldn't get into the nightclub. That cockwomble on the door said I didn't look like the photo on my ID card!"

"That cockwomble neighbour has let his dog shit on my lawn again!"
by Celebavari May 12, 2014
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