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cockblocker

someone who prevents you from getting pussy
i hate you, you fucking cockblocker
cockblocker by G3orgy100 January 28, 2010

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
cockblocker by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

cockblocker

an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch
cockblocker by OnE LoVe August 10, 2003

cockblocker

A guy/girl, especialy friend or family who intentionately or not stops you from getting laid...it can be done by phone, visiting, etc.
I was about to lose my virginity, when a Maniac friend of mine called to ask if i was watching T.V. Because of that cockblocker I missed my chance...
cockblocker by I-Maniac February 9, 2007

COCKBLOCKER

COCKBLOCKERS ARE BOYS WHO STOP THEIR FELLOW BROTERS FROM GETTING SOME PUSSY
I WAS ABOUT TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF MY FAT SISTERS HOT ASS FRIEND , WHEN THE COCKBLOCKER,MY BROTHER CAME INTO THE ROOM , AND TURNED US BOTH OFF.

NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT I WILL DUCK TAPE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN THE SHED OUTSIDE IN AN OLD BOX. =

Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female
Colin is a stupid cockblocker
Cockblocker by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003