Cockmuncher

Literally, it simply refers to any living organism that munches cock in any form. Since introduced by teenagers in the late 2010s, it can have a wide variety of meanings, virtually anything you desire while considering the level of offense you wish it to have. It can also be used as a conversation initiator. asshole dickfuck tittyfuck my ass Good day hello Superb My dick hurts

(Silence) Person 1:Cockmuncher? Person 2:Cockmuncher!!

1: Have you seen my dildos? 2. Shut up you fucking cockmuncher.

by aidsface45 June 24, 2012

cockmuncher

Someone being a very large idiot. An expression of extreme discontent towards another person.

see lloydtron

Shut up, you cockmaster

by klaw April 8, 2004

Fucking Cockmuncher

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.

Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.

by jewsruletheworld January 19, 2009

Cockmuncher

One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.

Cockmuncher: Hitler is and will always be my hero.
Man: STFU cockmuncher.

by One Two Three January 10, 2008

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 2, 2003

cockmunch

a man one does not like

That George Bush/that bloke on the telly/the right honourable member is a right cockmunch, isn't he?

by GregS July 26, 2005