cockalorum

a self-important little man

Willy Loman

by Max September 8, 2003

cockwhore

A whore that is especially whorey and totally devoted to penis love.

What's that on your chin, cockwhore?

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Cockmare

A nightmare about cocks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about cocks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the cock, wants the cock, needs the cock. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.

Jimmy: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were cocks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling."

Beth: "Jimmy sounds like you just had your first cockmare."

by RBoostin June 21, 2010

Cockwhore

A whore who love's to suck cock.

Tracy IS a cockwhore, and Nick can prove it.

by TracyU June 23, 2007

cocksmoker

1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".

In practice, the following conditions could exist

a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".

b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".

Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.

So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!

enjoy

Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)

"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"

by Sir Nick July 21, 2006

cockatoe

A male version of the Camel Toe

Dave's pants are so tight I can see his cockatoe

by smack the mac December 14, 2015

cocksmoke

When masturbation causes too much friction.

"I've got cocksmoke, get the fire extinguisher!"

by bobbybobobooboo May 30, 2006