cockmonger

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.

"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."

by Elastin April 4, 2009

Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.

Cockmongler

by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

cockrangler

One who rangles a cock

Shut up cockrangler

by seski October 5, 2003

CockMauler

A guy who isn't openly gay but gets a bit touchy with other guys and very flirty

Steve: Did you see cian boltan in there ...I swear he was checkin me out for the whole day

Hunkydory: yea he's a proper cockmauler

by Right so August 10, 2009

cocktangle

Group sex in which the many/most of the participants are male, to the point that it's difficult or impossible to find a position without two or more cocks touching.

Dave: how was that orgy the other night?
Bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks -- a regular cocktangle.

by mmcg1 April 7, 2011

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.

Logan is such a cockmonger.

by NateSharrock December 10, 2008