cockliment

when you receive a compliment on the size or power of your penis.

OMG, YOUR COCK IS MAGIC!" "why thank you for that nice cockliment!

by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

Cockpliment

A compliment on one's cock, usually given by a lady the first time she see's it.

*Woman unzips mans pants to find a monster hiding*

Woman: "Oh my, I'll have the footlong."

Man: "Thank you for the cockpliment."

by DuffmanOfTheCosmos October 16, 2012

Cockolate Mousse

The nasty brown foamy substance that collects around the head of the dick after anal sex and ejaculation.

For mains I fucked her ass, then let her eat the cockolate mousse for dessert.

by Swampy McSwamperson February 13, 2019

cockplayer

Someone who is a loser in life but does not necessarily play with his cock!

Look at you! You think you are a cosplayer? I think you are a cockplayer!

by ufoufopk December 4, 2020

cockslammer

a rube, street dweller, guttersnipe.

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.

by Path March 23, 2004

cockfleet

Upgraded version of cockboat

Ok motherfucker, the cockfleet is coming to port in your ass.

by madgrad January 24, 2003

cockfarmer

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.

Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?

by unterwasser November 5, 2010