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cockstand

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.
that sexy image gives me a cockstand.
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
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cockstanzie

Cockstanzie has a multitude of really life uses and is nearly undefinable. It may be used in situations where one's "bro" ditches them for a "ho" that is not previously accepted by his "bros". also "it may be used when a friend overuses a complaint until it becomes a simple annoyance...
Often used under the user's breath as the last word in a sentence that is negative towards another person/friend.
1:I didnt feel sorry for you yesterday or for the past month, why do you keep complaining to me? ...cockstanzie
2:dude are we going to go see darkknight? no im going to hang with that girl i just met and dont know anything about..."cockstanzie"
by thejokesonyou February 28, 2008
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Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.
Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)
by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006
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cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).
by Lorindel February 6, 2010
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COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.
Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.
by FLACE February 24, 2010
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Die Cockstand

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.
Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"
by sergeant iron May 19, 2010
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cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.
\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!
by Muff Mania September 13, 2007
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