cocketbook

A small fabric bag, usually consisting of handles, similar in style and function to a pocketbook, but carried by a man.

Look at that metro-sexual guy. I can't believe he's got a cocketbook.

by Shaymer August 23, 2007

cocaethylene

A substance with effects similar to cocaine, but longer lasting and more toxic. Forms in the liver when cocaine is ingested concurrently with alcohol. A very dangerous drug combination.

"Just did some fatty lines and six shots of tequila; got that cocaethylene swimming in my brain."

by Dr. Gonzo (madison) January 16, 2006

cocket launcher

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

I bet he's a good cocket launcher

by Isoeicirheowixiebeifnr July 8, 2017

Cocketship

When you fuck a girl less than 3 hours after meeting her.

Wow, that amanda girl hopped right on my cocketship.

by PitBoyz June 12, 2010

Belltit cocker

a gay man who pretends to be heterosexual by having his penis massaged with a female's tits

''I think im gay'' Sorry ur gay? ''oh no actually im not i got a tit wank only the other day''...Yes you are you Belltit cocker!

by lesley grantham February 13, 2010

Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.

Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you

by Buster Miller October 29, 2011

mask cocker

A person who doesn’t cover up their nose when they wear a face mask and leaves their nose hanging out. This defeats the purpose of wearing a mask.

Hey bro, quit being a mask cocker and cover up your nose!

by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020