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Anne Coulter

(noun, proper name): A sleazy,lying, anorexic, pin-legged, right-wing alcoholic twinkie ho who subsists entirely on a diet of cigarettes and Chardonnay.
The only thing I could find to wipe my butt with out in the woods was a discarded one-by-twelve inch autographed photo of Ann Coulter.
by Vermont Ferret February 10, 2005
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throat coaster

you know Danielle?, man she the best throat coaster around
by Shatara_18 January 7, 2009
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roller-coaster sentence

A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.

Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."
by StercouraceousZeugma July 28, 2018
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glow-ler-coaster

When you've "glowed up" a couple of times, and you've also "glowed down" a couple of times, but you're still a bad bitch!!
"Yeah, I lost 200lbs and got rid of my ache, and yeah, I've put 80lbs back on and am not looking as fresh, but to paraphrase Ronan Keating 'Life is a glow-ler-coaster, you just gotta ride it'. You still can't fuck with me!"
by hofe18 July 22, 2018
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Ann Coulter Syndrome

A disease uncanny to anorexia, which causes a Republican woman to deprive herself of food because she truly hates herself deep down inside and lacks sexual pleasure. The person afflicted is typically blond and has a low IQ.
Dam, did you see that stupid Republican chic Elizabeth Hasselbeck, from The View yesterday? She definitely has a serious case of Ann Coulter Syndrome.
by more yogurt please July 27, 2010
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Anne Coulter

A hateful and arrogant "journalist" who is both vile and libel in her rhetoric and wears the term, "bigot" like a badge of honor. She is one of the most wildly misinformed mouth pieces for the right-wing of America, often advocating violence against world leaders, sexism, and abusing her freedom of speech to spew venom at those she opposes. She is the poster-child of what not having a conscience looks like, and is essentially a skinny female version of Rush Limbaugh. She is an embarrassment to journalists and women everywhere.
Anne Coulter: Wow, did you hear about Gay marriage being legal in eleven states?

Random citizen: Yeah? What about it?
Anne Coulter: Well these animals are ruining the sanctity of marriages everywhere!

Random citizen: Coming from some angry woman who has never been married and looks like Eva Braun, that's saying more about you than gay people.
by Johan The Destroyer August 28, 2013
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Roller Coaster Blown Out

The act of being able to ride roller coasters easily because you've rode so many. Very similar to how a woman, or even a gay man, can take a dick very easily after he or she's been screwed many times, or "blown out". The fear is gone, but the fun's still there!
Person 1: Dude, wanna ride the Sheikra?
Person 2: Hell no! That thing's fuckin crazy!
Person 3: Ah, stop being a bitch. You're just not roller coaster blown out yet!
by Thejefferson09 April 17, 2009
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