coal miner 

The act of a man or women wearing nothing but goggles squatting down behind one's asshole. That one will then proceed to take a narly shit on the others face. Then the person with shit face will eat out the butt. I encourage all people with a feces fetish to try.

Man 1- "yo did you get in in last night?"
Man 2- "Nah dog but i did do a coal miner!"

coal miner by Thisisacoalminer February 10, 2015

Coal Miner's Argument 

A variant of the gambler's fallacy - "it is harder to dig yourself out of a hole than it is to dig deeper."

My friend Melvin won't stop buying Funko Pops - he says his collection won't sell for anything unless he has a complete set. I guess he's never heard of the coal miner's argument.

Coal Miner's Argument by Yegglemorph November 18, 2022

Coal Miner's Canary 

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.

"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."

Coal Miner's Canary by quack9 June 14, 2009

Coal Miner's Daughter 

A girl takes a stool hardener until she becomes impacted. A guy then scoops the "coal" out of her ass into the mouth(coal car) of another girl that is waiting.

I was planning on giving her The Peanut Butter Cup but she said she was too stopped up to let me put it in her soupbean. So her cousin begged for a Coal Miner's Daughter!

She said my dick was too big to toss in her soupbean but I was able to talk her into a Coal Miner's Daughter!

Coal Miner's Daughter by blueSiclone January 27, 2011

Coal Miner's Daughter 

Gay White Trash

That gay with no neck and a farmer's tan is a total Coal Miner's Daughter

Coal Miner's Daughter by themanch August 21, 2009

Coal Miner Deep

When having anal sex and you go deep into her ass. You go as deep as a Coal Miner does into a coal mine.

CC went Coal Miner Deep on his girl last night

Coal Miner Deep by ReverendDecker November 9, 2015

Coal Miner Pussy 

Word origin: This comes from rural Tennessee through the smokie of NC and up to West Virginia.

A cavernous vagina.

a vagina that has been well used.
a pussy that’s been blown out from belly button to asshole.
A vagina that has been carved out with a pickaxe.

Man, I just got lost up in that coal miner pussy.

Say what you will, that coal miner pussy is comfortable and can take a beating.

Darlene, you could’ve warned me, Randy beat my pussy up last night. I got one of them coal miner pussy now.

Coal Miner Pussy by WV Mating Call June 22, 2024