coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

Coagulating Tent

The filming or cinema of coagulation. Usually a common Middle age’d man American hobby. The word is brought back to its Latin terms coagulation-content.

Example - “Bro did you see the new coagulating Tent on my space yesterday?!”

by BlackHammerClamBuster August 6, 2022

Coagulations

A way of saying congratulations but with less harsh percussive sounds to emphasise sarcasm.
Can be out of laziness or being quirky.
Makes you seem funier if you use it.

Fredrick: oh shit! Fuck, just dropped my wallet and spilled all my change.
Jeremy: oh, well done. Coagulations

by BigPickleWibble1287 April 15, 2024

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

coagulated c*m bubble

When a female is acting like the nut that you just let off inside her but just dried up.

When a chick is mad at you for something that you never did but still accuses you for it she is a straight coagulated c*m bubble

by Askmeaboutmywiener August 4, 2023

Coagulation

It is the state of a penis being stuck between being rock hard and being flaccid

BRO EVERYTIME I SEE MISS PENG MY PENIS GOES HARD BUT THEN ITS SOFT AS SOON AS I LEAVE ENGLISH, I THINK IM GOING THROUGH COAGULATION

by lilldicky69420 June 16, 2022

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021