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more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.
chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm
by Mike March 12, 2004
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Get Off Your Golden Couch

A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."

Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.

Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.

Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.

This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
by MyNameMeansLion August 31, 2020
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Operation Couch Potato

The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.
"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."
by Belllybutton October 26, 2013
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..
Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016
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The guy on the couch.

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.
by Untraced March 19, 2011
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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One man couch hockey

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark
by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018
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