A term attributed to author Charles Fort, referring to a higher power who is responsible for twists of fate and acts upon his victims at the most opportune or inopportune times. A persona of Karma, bringing down the undeserving and raising up the unfortunate and deserving.
When you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road passing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. "The Cosmic Joker nailed his ass"
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When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.
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its major meaning is to make jokes about millennials, young kids, cellphones, or any minority (LGBT+, liberals, etc). instead of adapting to modern life and growing as a society boomers poke fun, complain, and get overly angry about the changes in society. one way they distract themselves with the fake that the world of changing is by making comics in a disgusting drawing style, mostly with pear-shaped heads and big noses, making fun of everyone other than themselves.
its major meaning is to make jokes about millennials, young kids, cellphones, or any minority (LGBT+, liberals, etc). instead of adapting to modern life and growing as a society boomers poke fun, complain, and get overly angry about the changes in society. one way they distract themselves with the fake that the world of changing is by making comics in a disgusting drawing style, mostly with pear-shaped heads and big noses, making fun of everyone other than themselves.
ACTUAL BOOMER COMIC
two boys in a kid's library
(some books behind them are: Harry Potter and the climate change deniers, growing up in a world run by corporations, and a kids guide to propaganda)
(BOY1 is holding a Dr Seuss book upside down)
BOY2: I think those are broken websites. No matter how many times you click the pictures, nothing happens.
two boys in a kid's library
(some books behind them are: Harry Potter and the climate change deniers, growing up in a world run by corporations, and a kids guide to propaganda)
(BOY1 is holding a Dr Seuss book upside down)
BOY2: I think those are broken websites. No matter how many times you click the pictures, nothing happens.
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My girl came back from the beauty salon looking like Ronnie Garvin, so later that night I hit her with a cosmic fireball.
My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.
Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.
Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
by The Ether Bunny September 23, 2018
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Comic Sans is quite possibly the greatest font ever invented; if only for the simple fact that it has been historically proven to be the single, most effective tool in the arsenal of the Internet troll. Few other things can inspire such universally uniting hatred, especially with almost no effort whatsoever. Regardless of where it is displayed, and no matter how little is written, the use of Comic Sans is virtually guaranteed to ignite the masses into writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of retaliatory pablum. People will literally come running in from other rooms just to type something angry on the keyboard.
Comic Sans is quite possibly the greatest font ever invented; if only for the simple fact that it has been historically proven to be the single, most effective tool in the arsenal of the Internet troll. Few other things can inspire such universally uniting hatred, especially with almost no effort whatsoever. Regardless of where it is displayed, and no matter how little is written, the use of Comic Sans is virtually guaranteed to ignite the masses into writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of retaliatory pablum. People will literally come running in from other rooms just to type something angry on the keyboard.
"Did you just Comic Sans on this forum? Did you seriously just come in here and . . .?"
A veritable textbook's worth of blind criticism later, at which point you are likely returning home from your future child's high school graduation
". . . and that is why you are a moron. Just get out. Get out and never return."
A veritable textbook's worth of blind criticism later, at which point you are likely returning home from your future child's high school graduation
". . . and that is why you are a moron. Just get out. Get out and never return."
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