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contard

A combination of 'Conservative' and 'Retard.'

A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.

A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
Jimmy is a contard. He religiously believes everything on Fox news because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
by LockeSteerpike September 24, 2006
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coptard

1. A law enforcement officer who exhibits behavior that is characteristic of a human being of below average intelligence.

2. Synonym for cop.
"Man, I can't believe that coptard tried to arrest a dead man for AWDW."

"A SWAT Team full of coptards raided my son's daycare center looking for a crack stash."
by feeriker January 29, 2007
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CoVtarded

Person who lives in complete denial and or ignorance of the countless studies showing the countless ways SARS2 confers damage to humans, instead blaming vaccines for said damages or the potential thereof. A vaccine that covers 1 out of 29 proteins of the virus itself. Ripe with logical fallacies and motivated reasoning, especially appeal to nature and confirmation bias, with overall reading difficulties, truly CoVtarded people.
Murr thinks the vaccine will kill everyone, and that he has never had covid despite being a maskless asshole. What a CoVtarded person
by coolmindman June 28, 2023
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contarded

omg, she is soo contarded
by CarooxCore April 9, 2007
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contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.
-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
by vincentttttt April 16, 2008
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costard

Someone devoted enough to a TV show, movie, or comic to dress up like a character from it; a cosplayer.
- What's up with the stupid clothes?
- Nothing, they're just costards.
by Jeremy March 1, 2005
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Covtarded

An adjective describing someone who needlessly protects themselves from COVID infection in situations where there is zero risk of infection.
That woman is covtarded. She is wearing a mask in her car when driving by herself
by Noone87 January 23, 2021
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