Consonants

b big /bɪɡ/
d dig /dɪɡ/

dʒ jet /dʒɛt/
ð then /ðɛn/
f fig /fɪɡ/
ɡ get /ɡɛt/
h how /haʊ/
j yes /jɛs/
k kit /kɪt/
l leg /lɛɡ/
m main /meɪn/
n net /nɛt/
ŋ thing /θɪŋ/
p pit /pɪt/
r rain /reɪn/
s sit /sɪt/
ʃ ship /ʃɪp/
t tame /teɪm/
tʃ chip /tʃɪp/
θ thin /θɪn/
v vet /vɛt/
w win /wɪn/
z zip /zɪp/
ʒ vision /ˈvɪʒ(ə)n/
x (Scottish) loch /lɒx/
ɬ (Welsh) penillion /pɛˈnɪɬɪən/

Consonants

by _The Secret_ October 26, 2019

consonantipation

The withholding of consonants in words. This is especially true of a g after -in, as in "swimmin" instead of "swimming". Also very common is the h after t, as in "dat" instead of "that". It can be taken to an extreme as in "Prez Clin" instead of "President Clinton". Consonantipation is becoming more and more common as people get lazier and lazier with both spoken and written communication.

I coon't unnerstan a woid dat person sai. Severe consonantipation.

by ksmanning August 13, 2014

clownsplaining

when your friend, who is a fucking clown, tries to over-explain something to you.

"Tiff was clownsplaining to me why she was late for work"

by dankeesh June 13, 2018

clownzoned

when somebody (or multiple people) say that you're a clown more than once. Similar to friendzoned, except you're a clown.
Alternatively; clownzone:
to accept your clown fate and be in it neck deep, whether you like it or not.

You just called me a clown... my friend just called me a clown like an hour ago... I guess I'm just getting clownzoned today, huh.

by KING JOSHUA October 21, 2019

clownspaghettii

a super cool awesome swag twitter user

i am clownspaghettii the super cool awesome swag twitter user

by clownspaghettii September 6, 2021

Consonant Gangbang

When words seem to consist of more consonants than vowels and are extremely long and complicated, e.g. in German language

"Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft is really a consonant Gangbang, don't you think?" (German for Danube shipping electricity main operations facility construction administrator's society)

by Hafu Wasabi March 10, 2023

lost consonant

Mistakenly omitting a consonant from a word, resulting in a sentance or phrase taking on a different meaning altogether. I first saw it used in a book by Graham Rawle, but I think it's a generic term.

After golf, David went for a drink in the cub bar.

by phil Rayner June 6, 2004