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Clowngina 

A woman who simply cannot say "No" to having kids. Particularly, the type of woman who will punch out kid after kid after kid because "God" and/or her husband think it's a nifty-keen idea. A combination of the words clown and vagina.
Michelle Duggar is such a clowngina, she's given birth to her own coed football team.
Clowngina by Synthaetica September 16, 2009

reverse cowgirl 

A sexual position where the female is in a superior position by placing herself on top of the male and facing his feet.
Kymber loves to please her man by exposing her booty to him while riding him reverse cowgirl style.
reverse cowgirl by Fitz Wright January 21, 2004

Backwards Cowgirl 

A move never to be done in Alabama as you never turn your back on family.
A sex position
Alabamian: Hey wanna do the Backwards Cowgirl with me
Sister: No! You never turn your back on family
Alabamian: Okay, we can sixty nine

Cowgirl style 

A sexual position where the female goes on top of the male when he's lying down. One of the deepest penetrations of sexual positions and is the best way to get a girl pregnant. Gives you a nice view of her tits and hits her clit effectively every time she goes down. Can also cup/kiss her tits or slap her ass to force her to ride faster.
1) The cowgirl style is the best sex position.

2) Shit, I think I knocked up Heather when I fucked her cowgirl style.

asphalt cowgirl 

A strong, successful woman, who works on the road or in a typical "mans" line of work... examples.. Construction, Road Construction, truck drivers, oil field, farm work, etc.
A woman running a combine during harvest, she is an asphalt cowgirl, a female safety officer in charge of managing the safety of road crews and plant sites is an asphalt cowgirl, a female carpenter, a woman truck driver, A woman working as a roughneck, woman working and being successful in lines of work that males dominate. Could even be a corporate CEO that is the first woman to make it to the top that travels a lot, she would be an asphalt cowgirl
asphalt cowgirl by Asphalt Cowgirl January 31, 2014

Reverse Cowgirl Scorpion 

This is the champagne of sexual positions. The girl is in the same position as reverse cowgirl but is bent over backwards as if in an old MTV style wipeout... the scorpion.
The other night my girl hit me with that good reverse cowgirl scorpion. The perfect balance of sexual deviancy and sensual eye contact.