clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina

jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!

by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009

clobber

Noun. Clothes and personal belongings

Gonna get me some new clobber.

by KrishnaBoy December 1, 2003

clobbermagibb

To mercilessly own a bunch of noobs in a game causing their e-peens to become flaccid.

Those guys in dota last night sucked so bad, we straight up clobbermagibbed their asses!

by Phagthas December 2, 2007

Clooner

Quite simply, the rap god

I'm going to the temple today to pay my respects to the almighty Clooner in exchange for a small amount of swag

by homsardo December 8, 2018

clobber

To get struck with great force.

"his car got clobbered by a freight train".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

Pussy Clobberin

You know. Pussy Clobberin. Clobberin that pussy. Its the hottest ethnic slang term For Sexual Intercourse since "smashin". Should only be used if one claiming to have clobbered said pussy, has a large/Giant cock.

"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -The Thing from the Fantastic Four
"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -Micheal Chiklis, the guy who played The Thing in the Fantastic Four movie.

by High School Dropout April 24, 2010

Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004