Cooban

A living, breathing STD. Capable of spreading by mere touch. Tends to be highly intoxicated, very angry, and extremely meticulous. This STD will turn your skin a dark shade of brown and will cause you to have late night cravings to vaccuum the entire house.

Hey Cooban! We love you!

by Sendou April 5, 2010

Cloob

When you're a scrub but you're so scrubby that you have to call it something completely different

"Dude you're such a cloob"

"Boob Cloob"

by mediocredonuts August 17, 2017

Choobassi

Green plants that grow from the earth; often used to get high with.

Not to be confused with it's counterpart- Negative Noonassi

"Dude, that choobassi got me feelin good".
"Where can i find a bag of choobassi?"

by Allibaba November 14, 2012

clooberg

To be a seeker of attention and Soically awkward at the same time.

Did You see that clooberg over there

No that’s Jake

by Alexhiggins 12 June 20, 2018

choobacca

Someone who plays online games who is hairy and big. Especially offensive during a starwars game.

"greg is a choobacca!"
"yeah hes hairy and i heard he ways like 300 pounds"

by King Hungness September 4, 2006

Colobag

Short for "colostomy bag" (the bag you shit into when your body can't do it normally). Douche bag has become severely overused, so when somebody is worse than a douche bag, they're a colostomy bag, a colobag.

Did you see that guy with 3 popped collars acting like he's the shit?

Yea, what colobag.

by KC Meat October 29, 2009

cloba

the stereotype that people use for video games cause bad grades or violence and general path to bad lifestyle.

Oh that person whatever her name is... probably is a cloba like Kayleh here.

by Aquarius ♒️ February 23, 2021