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Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.
Related Words
Clooba • Cloob • chooba • chooban • clobba • Cloober • Cloobies • Clotbag • Cooban • choobacca
Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.
“Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”
Cloob by Blair Sally December 7, 2019

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
A term used widely on twitter to describe fem nikolai gogols boobs (clown boobs)
Person 1: “Yo fem nikolais got huge clown tiddies.”
Person 2: “Uhm akshually, theyre called cloobs 🤓☝️”
Cloobs by dacever April 29, 2023
A further extrapolation of ni🅱️🅱️a as it can be made using all red emoji letters (🆑🅾️🅱️🅱️🅰️). Also a term to flippantly use instead of 'mate', 'fella' or 'cobber'.
Person 1: How are you Clobba?

Person 2: Not much, chief.
Clobba by bigclobba2001 December 13, 2017
Irresponsible prankster. As seen on Teen Titans.
When Beast Boy threw the motor oil at Starfire, he was being a clorbag.
clorbag by Donkey Kong Song August 17, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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