chonkey

an ellision of the phrase "a chocolate covered donkey," signifying a rare, uncommon, and slightly absurd combination, hybrid, or phenomenon.

"bologne-flavored yogurt? that's quite a chonkey, old bean"

by little lord faunterloy May 18, 2003

conkey

only LEGEND can describe this outstandingly awesome name!

He's such a great guy....almost a Conkey...BOOM!

by richardfred March 5, 2013

clonker

finger

drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'

I just wanna clink clonkers.

by Desmond Houghton III November 8, 2004

Cronkey

A combination of grit and glamour, with a side order of balls out insanity, like a wild eyed gypsy at the wheels of a stolen Rolls Royce Silver Ghost.

Also cronk, cronked, cronker, cronks etc.

Are you going out on the cronk tonight?

Man, those clothes that you got from La Freak Boutique make you look completely cronkey!

Ross is always getting cronked. One could say that he is the human embodiment of the word.

by Ol' Bill Lee December 17, 2004

Clonky

A large or bolbous shaped person or object.

When Amanda took her picture on the computer in english her face appeared clonky.

by Teeny! February 23, 2009

clonke

A clonke is someone that’s a silly person.

“hey josh you’re such a clonke”
“no you adam!”

by bxguette October 13, 2020

Clonky

Clonky: something more than the average size.

My fat cat Maggie is very Clonky.

by lenaaxo April 19, 2022