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Cash For Clunkers

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?
Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!
by maxatron July 30, 2009
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conkers

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.
I've got a ten time winning conker
by xxx April 23, 2003
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Clonker

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.
"That fish is a clonker"
by NAZZER April 18, 2009
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conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.
"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"
by ReverandWill February 3, 2007
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Gash for Clunkers

1. Sexual intercourse in exchange for vehicles with low fuel economy. See www.cars.gov website for more details
Man, I plan to take advantage of Uncle Obama's new Gash for Clunkers program and trade in my broke ass Sclizzy for some fine ass shizzy.
by Uncle Obama September 15, 2009
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muff clunkers

Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.
My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.
by Molly and Erin February 23, 2005
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Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!
James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.
by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009
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