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cloister kitten

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.
CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"

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"Julie is a total cloister kitten"
by kitten2005 March 29, 2012
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Cromeister

Used as a name or title you give to people who have earned the final level of complete friendship and trust with you. These are your ride-or-die's, and people that you trust the most/are best friends with.

Derivative from the words "Cro" or "Cronem", and the suffix "meister".
"Yo cromeister"
"Look who it is, it's the cromeister!"
by Aggin&Aggin November 19, 2022
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Cloister

A newly invented Northern Irish term for a load of something similar to fuckton, shitheap etc.
“Aye that boy can drink a fair fuckin cloister.”
by Jordan427 March 9, 2021
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coonmeister

A coonmeister ethib123’s nana gilf and mama milf
Ethjb123 is such a coonmeister
by [___] May 29, 2021
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cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.
Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.
by Vatu November 19, 2022
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Moister cloister

The covered (hooded) entryway to a woman's hole-y area that gets damper the longer and further you're in it. A vagina.
I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"
by DrFactologist May 22, 2025
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