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Moister cloister

The covered (hooded) entryway to a woman's hole-y area that gets damper the longer and further you're in it. A vagina.

I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"

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Members of Y'allQueda, Boomerwaffen, or Meal Team Six that were unsuccessful at overturning Tangerine Jesus' failed reelection.

Did you hear about Bob? He joined the Coup Cucks Clan and had a heart attack when he tazered his balls!

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