CLopen

When one works a closing shift and the the next day works an opening shift

Man, I've gotta clopen on thursday

by DrEdrection November 7, 2010

Cogentriplegic

cō-jen-tra-plē-jik

1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.

2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.

3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.

Did you see that speech by the POTUS yesterday?

Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.

by Rekd May 2, 2009

Clopening

The act of having a closing shift at your workplace and then having an opening shift at your workplace the following day.

Man this weekend is gonna suck!

Why?

Because I'm Clopening Saturday to Sunday.

by Snuggleglarf February 15, 2012

Cloven Stink Hoof

A particularly large, unruly, malodorous, and sinister looking vagina, often known to elicit strong feelings of fear and dread in unsuspecting sexual partners.

Upon finally seeing her cloven stink hoof after six long months of taking it slow, Satan wept.

by hansoloist23 June 16, 2008

artificial closeness

Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.

People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.

This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.

"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"

"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."

by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022

Clopen

At a place of employment, having to close one night and then open the next day.

Damn, I only got four hours of sleep, I had to clopen at Starbucks today. I hate my boss.

by UnleashTheThrashards February 22, 2008

clopening

Clopening-to work A closing shift and then open the next Day's shift commonly found in restaurants.

Hey you want to go out tonight and have A few beers?Naw I am working A clopening.

by Steve Ibey May 28, 2007