clog

"Man, that girls clog was so tight".

can be (should be, for full effect) used in conjunction with Dutchman's foot and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".
by dnb soldier June 02, 2010
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To hinder or obstruct with thick or sticky matter; choke up.
Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging."
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"
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The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.
Rich; "What are you smiling about?"
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!
by deefer May 23, 2008
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Clogging

The act of stuffing as many people as possible into an enclosed water slide, typically with the goal of setting some town or other municipal record. It was featured in the media sometime in the 1990s when a group of high school seniors from Napa, California were seriously injured after a water slide partially collapsed due to the weight; one unfortunate young woman died at a local hospital, and many others were left with permanent disabilities including partial paralysis, brain damage and nerve pain.
Before a high school graduation:
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Tony's mom offered to drive him and fifteen of his friends to Wet n' Wild Orlando?
Guy 2: No I didn't! Isn't that where Mark's brother set a state record for the most people in a water slide at one time?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's the place! Let's go clogging and see if we can't beat that record!
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A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.
That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.
by DMurphy May 01, 2008
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taking ur shoe offf and hitting some one with it
that boys pissing me off im gunna clog him in the teeth
by zelly November 05, 2007
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Clogging

1)Whilst farting a turtle head pops out stopping the fart hence clogging your fart into your ass.

2)The act of clogging up someones ass with an inaniment object such as a broom handle or a pool cue.2
1) Fuckin' A clogging sucks.

2) If you eat my burrito you're going to the worst clogging of your life time.
by -Forrest August 11, 2007
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