crockshits

Lots, a lot, loads, tons.

We are going to make crockshits of cash.

by Cydne Washington December 29, 2008

Cockshark

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.

I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012

cockshot

A rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard ejaculation; a few tablespoons.

I'll have a turkey club sandwich with just a cockshot of mayonnaise, please.

by sorak June 7, 2007

cockswatch

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.

Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.

by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004

cockshank

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object

My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned

by SpecialOps October 18, 2006

clockgate

A situation whereby someone makes fun of another person’s choice in home decorating for choosing to put up an oversized, basic bitch wall clock.

Omg. Did you hear? Sue pulled a clockgate by telling Karolina her clock is ugly.

by Weasel 77 November 7, 2020

cocksheath

An insult used to infer a woman is nothing more than a place to house a penis.

Damn, your sister is nothing more than a glorified cocksheath.

by will buck September 16, 2003