Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.

1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.

by Josh McVey August 27, 2008

Load-Climber

One experienced in helping people that are lost in the load get out to civilization again (not that anyone would want to leave the load... but some people have other lives to get back to)

it takes 3 years of schooling to become a load-climber

by paulette's load July 7, 2009

Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020

Friend Climber

An individual who starts out with a particular group of friends that he/she then becomes tired of being around, thus causing the individual to move on to another friend(s). Then, when he/she is tired of the new friend(s), they move back to the original friend group as a "last resort". The "climbing" continues between large amounts of friends so that the individual is not socially bored.

"Dude where's Joe?"

"He's hanging out with Jim and Mike instead of us now"

"It's ok, he's a friend climber, he'll come back to us soon, and then leave again"

by Capn_Awesome July 5, 2009

rope climber

A lady whose woohoo grips so tight it could climb a rope.

"Gill was a rope climber, but I couldn't stick around"

by sexbadger February 18, 2017

guild climber

Noun. Someone who uses a guild or other play organization just for gear, flags, and such. They leave leaves immediately after their goals are reached for another (better) guild. Typically, the person repeats this cycle and destroys his/her reputation.

That guy is such a guild climber, once he got phat lewtz he could get from a top 25 guild he left for a top 10 guild.

by stupidroro February 10, 2010

pole climber

A slang term for a homosexual male.

That dude is a definite pole climber. (Meat-pole that is.)

by BigMattock January 3, 2007