Cleolinda Jones is the pen name of a brilliant writer of hilarious movie parodies. Cleolinda's parodies were first published on her livejournal, but after gaining a massive cult fan following, they have been published as a book as well.
Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.
Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.
Cleolinda Jones never fails to make me burst out laughing. I recommend her m15m to any moviegoer with a sense of humour.
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