Cleating

When you cheat on your mistress with your wife.

I promised Brianna that I wouldn't fuck Ilana when we were on our family vacation with the kids...but I was totally cleating the whole trip.

by JimmyDaleGilmore March 12, 2016

clenainging

to intensely buttfuck someone

(see also: clenainged - to be intensely buttfucked)

person 1: hey guess what
person 2: what
person 1: i am going to commit the act of clenainging on your mother
person 2:

person 1:
person 2: we need to euthanize you.

by ihavenevercommittedcannibalism November 16, 2023

crenting

Crenting is the act of munting an individual whilst they are still alive

I had to crent my little sister to meet my monthly munting quotas, but it’s okay cause I love crenting

by Hefster March 18, 2024

crenting

The act of shoving a toothbrush with mint flavored toothpaste up your urethra for sexual pleasure

Me and my buddy love crenting together it feels soooo good

by Hefster March 18, 2024

Crenting

The act of inserting a toothbrush with mint flavored toothpaste inside your urethra for sexual pleasure

Thomas loves crenting so much, his cum tastes like mint!

by Hefster March 19, 2024

Clening

Clening is when you tie your foreskin to your balls to create a hole for your male friend/partner to insert their penis

Male 1: “Man I got to finally get some clening done last night”
Man 2: “So did I, I haven’t been able to untie the knot though”

by TheFloppingBear June 7, 2024

Clexting

Sexting with a dirty clanker

Person A: yo I was up late last night clexting with a robo baddie, she said she wanted some parental controls but I dunno if I want that

Person B: alright pal pack it up

by Clankerjockey August 31, 2025