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Clogging Up My Newsfeed

when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.

(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)
1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
by IseBox December 29, 2010
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cheggings

you wearing cheggings yo?
by gusa November 11, 2013
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A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!
by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010
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Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog
Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging
by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021
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Chegging

The process of two men slapping each other with magnetic stick, often a slap bracelet.
Ouch! What was that?
Bro, I thought we were chegging?
Oh, chaaa dawg.
by alexandchris August 24, 2010
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Clogging

The act of stuffing as many people as possible into an enclosed water slide, typically with the goal of setting some town or other municipal record. It was featured in the media sometime in the 1990s when a group of high school seniors from Napa, California were seriously injured after a water slide partially collapsed due to the weight; one unfortunate young woman died at a local hospital, and many others were left with permanent disabilities including partial paralysis, brain damage and nerve pain.
Before a high school graduation:
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Tony's mom offered to drive him and fifteen of his friends to Wet n' Wild Orlando?
Guy 2: No I didn't! Isn't that where Mark's brother set a state record for the most people in a water slide at one time?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's the place! Let's go clogging and see if we can't beat that record!
by TheMasterOfTheDicktonary June 4, 2014
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Clogging

1)Whilst farting a turtle head pops out stopping the fart hence clogging your fart into your ass.

2)The act of clogging up someones ass with an inaniment object such as a broom handle or a pool cue.2
1) Fuckin' A clogging sucks.

2) If you eat my burrito you're going to the worst clogging of your life time.
by -Forrest August 14, 2007
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