cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.

Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.

by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006

Yeetus cleetus

What a woman shouts before delivering her orgasm onto a males penis.

Her: It's coming
Dude: OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
HER: Yeetus cleetus

by P.B.B. December 10, 2019

chunky cleetus

i chunky version of ceetus that can be found in the weirdest of roblox games

oml theres a chunky cleetus!

by fat tootz October 7, 2020

Kenny & Cleetus

kenny and cleetus are with your mother goin' down oner in the shed

kenny & cleetus are soundcloud rappers going down on your mother in the shed

the act of aggression affairs on your wife

by Kenny & Cleetus February 4, 2022

Yeetus Cleetus

Yeetus Cleetus is where you grab a child and yeet them

Guy: Hi child... YEETUS CLEETUS
Child: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Yamialive March 4, 2021

Yeetus Cleetus

The incestuous feelings you may have for a sister, cousin or mother.

Cletus: Yo man my sisters looking mighty fine!
Billy: Don't be a Yeetus Cleetus Cletus, tut tut tut
Cletus: What about my cousin?
Billy: Go for it my n*gga XD

by Yeetus Cleetus October 16, 2018

jake and cleetus

best *"friends"* forever!!1

"have u seen the jake and cleetus fan fics?"
"ya theyre so gud"

by bakingrabbits November 17, 2020