Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.

you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021

cheetham

When you are screwed by a gorgeous lad. a long screw with lots of stamina.

my word, Ive just been Cheetham'd. I loved it

by Laura Jane shimmon January 19, 2008

Cleeshy

Cheesy or cliche. Basically something that is over-used and has pretty much lost all meaning.

It might sound cleeshy but I would like to thank everyone for making my dreams come true.

by cheskaheartbeat August 2, 2011

Cleetus

Cleetus is a nice fat ROBLOX countryman, introduced by AlbertsStuff, on August 1st of 2018. Now he uses Cleetus as the avatar of his main account, mrflimflam, with his YouTube channel, which is named Flamingo. Cleetus has a silly face and a cowboy hat, with a big stomach and blue overalls.

There's this new sort of Piggy game based on Cleetus.

by Andreski May 19, 2020

Cleetus

A person who is one of your run-of-the-mill hicks but occasionally likes to fuck alligators

Bro, you are literally being a straight up cleetus.

by cringycow1533 March 27, 2020

cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.

Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.

by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006