Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

CAUT

Stands for "complete and utter twat"

yeh, I heard he's a CAUT, too.

by ohaiiiiderrr December 4, 2010

clatfap

Female masturbation.

She liked to clatfap to the thought of dark-haired northern boys.

by Whippetsandpies April 22, 2012

Blad Clat

A Jamaican pronounciation of Blood Cloth, referring to the piece of cloth women use to clean their vaginas. In Jamaican patois, a Blad Clot is one of the worst insults you can sling at a man. Rastafari show respect.

Ya blad clot, take yere dam hands of me 'erb!

by Wizard of Oz June 10, 2004

clautobollophobia

''Clautobollophobia'''
An acute fear of being stuck in an elevator with Uwe Boll.
While this condition is not limited to an elevator the fear consummates based on the most probable scenario. In remote regions certain people(s) have been known to develop Claustobollophobia based around a more natural setting such as a cave.

There are no concrete figures regarding the exact cause though most cases of Claustobollophobia occur in individuals with functioning eyes and ears.

It is generally regarded as having no adverse side effects aside from the expected paranoia of German accents and movies based on video games.

Dr.S.March _MD Pediatric/Adolescent Psychiatry and Psychiatry

I'm sorry but I can't get into this elevator with you due to my acute Clautobollophobia and the fact that you're Uwe Boll.

by supermarch April 13, 2008

Caution Treatment

Using four-way caution lights in a vehicle in order to signal cars behind you to pass to get the privacy you need for road head.

Nikki: Baby, I'm not doing this now, there are like five cars behind us!
Stevie: Give me a minute, I'll just give them the caution treatment and we'll be set!

by ginger&friend May 2, 2009

Claptiphobia

The Fear of getting the Clap

Bro: Lets go have have sex
Bitch: Wear a condom, i am claptiphobic
Bro: Fine you got the claptiphobia

by thereason125 May 14, 2011