a sexual position in which a man squats down as if to hop(like a frog) and the woman then grabs the mans testicles from behind clamping them between her fists, tugs up and down and eats out the mans asshole.
"come on and finish your beer honey, im going to give you a frog clamping like your granny never did,YEEHAW!!"
by ben head November 8, 2006
Get the frog clamping mug.First started in the civil war days when the older brothers and fathers were off to war. The younger brothers had to keep an eye on the other farms, tending to them and making sure the residents were taken care of. This got very boring, so they would bring their fathers stash of booze along.
Currently this tradition contiues by stuffing beers in your pockets, booze in a conceled bottle while urban hiking, is mostly used while camping in the woods or on the beach.
Currently this tradition contiues by stuffing beers in your pockets, booze in a conceled bottle while urban hiking, is mostly used while camping in the woods or on the beach.
While Clamping me and my friends ran across a cabin in the woods where a man was breaking into the house so in our drunken stuper, we stomped his azz.
by Patrick MFing Stewart June 23, 2010
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To play beer pong with champagne.
What many sororities do, but it's stupid because it's too bubbly and you throw up after.
What many sororities do, but it's stupid because it's too bubbly and you throw up after.
by Baller234 June 28, 2007
Get the champong mug.Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...
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The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.
The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.
by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005
Get the the clamping plate mug.While it might sound like the name of a mushroom, most definitely because of the similarity between '-pongus' and 'fungus', clampongus is a term used to belittle someone, similar to idiot or moron. Most commonly used when a person has done something reckless or risky.
Disembodied head touches the orb
Cylinder: You fool. You blongus. You absolute utter clampongus. Think about the consequences of your actions.
Cylinder: You fool. You blongus. You absolute utter clampongus. Think about the consequences of your actions.
by inar February 3, 2023
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