Clampet

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

by Phil July 7, 2003

Butt Clamper

A "Butt Clamper" is someone that uses there anal muscles to clamp onto a penis so hard that the penis cant exit.

"Hey Dana quit being a Butt Clamper."

by Brandon Klein October 24, 2008

Clampet

The word "Clampet" can be used to refer to someone as scruffy

"go away you Clampet"

by Coke no ice August 5, 2022

Dirty Clamper

During anal sex the person receiving tightens up their asshole before the giver climaxes, forcing them to cum inside

Some men and women give pearls, while others are just dirty clampers.

by AtGonePostalGk March 18, 2019

clamper

A derogatory word for a woman's vagina.

She's fine! I'd like to chuck it in her clamper, if you know what I mean.

by EyeDefy March 24, 2005

Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.

I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.

by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008

clackerty

The texture of something thick and sticky.

A food that sticks your mouth together

The peanut butter was too clackerty.

by cafafwhisp February 11, 2010