plammered

when you get plastered and hammered at once.

I was so plammered yesterday, I even thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot.

by asddfjkli March 30, 2010

clompered

Getting crushed by humans while walking through a small gate on your way to the bus at school

I got clompered by Madison

by Bus 1373 Back Seat SQUAD🤘🏻 November 19, 2019

Cramered

The equivlent to being f'd up.

" Man, that guy just cramered you!"

by J J mac October 13, 2009

Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

Louisiana Toe Clammer

When a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. The man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the vagina with his toes.

Dude, she asked me to give her a Louisiana Toe Clammer last night, now my toe hurts when I walk.

by the_Light_Knight October 16, 2010

clattered

Very drunk

I was absolutly clattered last night

by Nutzhk September 19, 2003

land clammer

Any one who roams the neighbor picking up bottles and cans for the deposit.

A guy asks his friend what to do with his empty beer bottle, his friend replys just throw it near the road the land clammers with get it.

by nyviper84 March 8, 2008