claim

peeing on your significant other in the shower

“Yo man, I’m gonna claim Sarah later tonight.”
“Gross, dude.”

by bflamey January 10, 2019

Claim

If someone makes a boast which is doubted, they can be asked to "claim": to prove that boast is in fact true.

Failure to prove that boast as true requires the boaster to shave off one of their eyebrows.

Person A: I've got an 8-inch cock
Person B: Claim.
Person A: F*ck.

by Judge_DH July 1, 2022

Claim

To let everybody know that somebody is yours.

I have a lot of hire but I only claim one of em fr

by Fortheladiestbh June 13, 2023

Claim Chowder

A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.

Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.

Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.

by gruberfan April 24, 2010

claim a set

rep yo hood, give your neighboorhood's hand symbol

"if you claim a set, throw it up" (put your hands in the air)- Mike Jones...who?!?...Mike Jones...Jones

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser December 9, 2008

claim to flame

When a man says something that is of an undeniably homosexual nature which leads you to believe they may be a flamer.

M: "I love having a Tom Collins with lime while I watch Bicentennial Man, i makes me cry every time"
R: "Jeez dude, claim to flame."
or
M: "Check it out guys I can swallow an entire hot dog!"
R: "Gross, claim to flame"

by plain old marshal December 26, 2010