Clegnut

unwiped excrement hanging from anal pubic hair

see above

by Pinky August 14, 2003

Clag Nut

little piece of shit that hangs stubbornly from your anal beard.

Des had trouble when a damn clag nut would not leave his anus hair.

by desmondos February 19, 2011

Clagnutiosis

To be afflicted by an over large amount of clagnuts.

Alan C Pickwick has clagnutiosis. Ian Ormole does too!

by RJM June 25, 2004

cragnut

A little piece of dried shit stuck to a short hair in the region of the anus.

Janice tells me not to forget to wash off my cragnuts when I shower

by Captain Hunt December 20, 2020

Clegnut

Slang and derogatory term used for a person of diminished intellect.

You clegnut, yes it IS raining outside !

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Clegnut

Surname of the Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Today Nick Clegnut made his first speech at the dispatches box whilst the Prime Minister David Cameron was carrying out a trip to India aimed at strengthening business and trade links.

by northernmonkey33 August 11, 2010

clangnut

a piece of dried shit which has somehow escaped wiping. forms a very strong stuburn bond between a group of anal hairs

johnny mooned whilst to his embarrasment he revealed his large collection of clangnuts

by grandmaster flop July 21, 2007