cigar 

a slang word for a thick, long, cigar shaped turd or fecal matter

My dog left a cigar on the floor of my mom's room.

cigar by jizzhooligans September 15, 2006

cigar 

Something that kills you faster than a cigarette.

A cigar everyday and your health goes away.

cigar by notAmerican August 30, 2005

cigar 

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

cigar by Libertine October 4, 2005

cigar 

shorthand for Chinese Girls Addicted to Retromud; quiet reticent females strangely addicted to text based online role playing games; known to ignore reality for countless consecutive hours.

Like it did for Bill Clinton, a cigar will screw you over.

cigar by dv June 5, 2003

Cigar 

Presidential aid

Hey Monica, want a cigar?

Cigar by AintSoSlimShady July 31, 2018

Cigar Farts 

Noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.

John: "Man, the case of Budweiser was bad, but I shouldn't have had that second Arturo Fuente last night, I really stunk up the house with my Cigar Farts this morning."

Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".

Cigar Farts by Arturo Fuente December 23, 2011

Cigar-B-Q 

The manliest form of social gathering consisting of BBQ and cigars, many may try... but only few may have a real Cigar-B-Q.

"Hey, we have all this meat and cigars, lets have a Cigar-B-Q!"

Cigar-B-Q by TCREAV September 6, 2011