cigar

a slang word for a thick, long, cigar shaped turd or fecal matter

My dog left a cigar on the floor of my mom's room.

by jizzhooligans September 15, 2006

cigar

Something that kills you faster than a cigarette.

A cigar everyday and your health goes away.

by notAmerican August 30, 2005

cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

cigar

shorthand for Chinese Girls Addicted to Retromud; quiet reticent females strangely addicted to text based online role playing games; known to ignore reality for countless consecutive hours.

Like it did for Bill Clinton, a cigar will screw you over.

by dv June 5, 2003

Cigar

Presidential aid

Hey Monica, want a cigar?

by AintSoSlimShady July 31, 2018

Cigar Farts

Noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.

John: "Man, the case of Budweiser was bad, but I shouldn't have had that second Arturo Fuente last night, I really stunk up the house with my Cigar Farts this morning."

Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".

by Arturo Fuente December 23, 2011

Cigar-B-Q

The manliest form of social gathering consisting of BBQ and cigars, many may try... but only few may have a real Cigar-B-Q.

"Hey, we have all this meat and cigars, lets have a Cigar-B-Q!"

by TCREAV September 6, 2011