notAmerican's definitions

aids

A supposedly incurable disease that has one simple solution... KILL ALL THE PEOPLE WITH AIDS!

AIDS although incurable can be stopped efficiently with a heavy, sharp, or poisonous object. Most easily solved by the use of guns.

by notAmerican August 30, 2005

methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucyl phenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyl lysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenyl alanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisol eucylglutamylglutaminylserylleucylly

A chemical compound with combination of many amino acids. 1912 letters long.

OMG I have to write a scientific essay about methionyl..........phenylalanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllys! It'll take me forever just to write the word!

by notAmerican August 29, 2005

cigar

Something that kills you faster than a cigarette.

A cigar everyday and your health goes away.

by notAmerican August 30, 2005