cock jousting. Like the medieval version, but using your cock as the lance. Not to be confused with clousting
by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006
Get the cousting mug.When a males sperm dries on the inside of a women's vagina and a yellowish crust forms in and around the vagina.
Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion
Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion
by Master B8=>~ July 15, 2011
Get the Crustination mug.On the par 3 7th hole I missed the green to the right. I had 12 feet left from the rough. Instead of using my wedge to chip it in, I used my putter and ended up chutting in for birdie.
by DevRickus September 5, 2012
Get the Chutting mug.1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.
2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010
Get the Shit Chestington mug.When your intoxicated and back someone into a corner with ramblings. Usually accompanied by hand gestures.
by Rubberduck5 October 27, 2009
Get the Churting mug.a verb some one uses that actually has no meaning, but sounds sexually perverse. often used by random people.
chutting is a definition-less word, in case you don't get it.
can also be used as chut.
this has nothing to do with a chud
chutting is a definition-less word, in case you don't get it.
can also be used as chut.
this has nothing to do with a chud
Clayton: haha its almost like chutting.
Riccardo(pretending to know): I know. Hey brea wanna chut with me???
Everyone else: WTF?
Riccardo(pretending to know): I know. Hey brea wanna chut with me???
Everyone else: WTF?
by 1stfloorSB December 10, 2008
Get the chutting mug.Example: Did you see thats chick presenting The news last night, damn she was chunting, I would shagg her side-ways, even if she had a wizards sleeve
by Charlie Mcnamara December 10, 2006
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