by psnack October 6, 2013
Get the czenglish mug.An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.
To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.
When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.
To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.
When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.
A typical Changlish explanation:
We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...
Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.
"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".
My vote you have sir. McCain for President.
(complete silence for 10 minutes)
I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!
/killself
We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...
Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.
"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".
My vote you have sir. McCain for President.
(complete silence for 10 minutes)
I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!
/killself
by Omeeee October 20, 2008
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by Shineya Chong September 24, 2005
Get the Chonglish mug.A style of speaking English by native born Chinese people, that is formed by the natural differences in our languages. Certain fundamental differences are difficult to overcome, even if the speaker is highly educated. Simple things can come into play, from the fact that the Chinese word for he and she is the same word, "TA", to the lack of any "V" sound in their entire language.
Interesting side note: the word "usually" seems to be the most difficult word for a Mandarin Chinese speaker to say in English.
Interesting side note: the word "usually" seems to be the most difficult word for a Mandarin Chinese speaker to say in English.
English - My husband (he) took me to a restaurant last night.
Chinglish - My husband, last night she take me to restaurant.
English - Hey, we shouldn't buy a sportscar, we should buy a mini-van.
Chinglish - Hi, we should not buy sportscar, we should buy mini-wan.
Chinglish - My husband, last night she take me to restaurant.
English - Hey, we shouldn't buy a sportscar, we should buy a mini-van.
Chinglish - Hi, we should not buy sportscar, we should buy mini-wan.
by An1Zhu2 June 29, 2006
Get the Chinglish mug.The exact moment when your friend is walking too slowly up the stairs ahead of you and they begin to convulse and fall back on you.
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Different descriptions for same item - Canglish vs. American:
Elastic = rubber band
Washroom = restroom
Bank Machine = ATM (Automatic Teller Machine)
Different spelling same word -
Canglish vs. American:
Colour = color
Honour = honor
Harbour = harbor
Humour = humor
Cheque = bank check
Unique words:
Touque (pronounced too-k) = knit hat/cap.
Snarky = being bitchy towards someone with a hint of sarcasim and humor.
Donair = gyro
Chicken balls = Chinese sweet and sour chicken.
The letter "Z" pronounced Zed = Zee.
"Double-Double" = coffee with 2 cream and 2 sugar.
Elastic = rubber band
Washroom = restroom
Bank Machine = ATM (Automatic Teller Machine)
Different spelling same word -
Canglish vs. American:
Colour = color
Honour = honor
Harbour = harbor
Humour = humor
Cheque = bank check
Unique words:
Touque (pronounced too-k) = knit hat/cap.
Snarky = being bitchy towards someone with a hint of sarcasim and humor.
Donair = gyro
Chicken balls = Chinese sweet and sour chicken.
The letter "Z" pronounced Zed = Zee.
"Double-Double" = coffee with 2 cream and 2 sugar.
by Sarah Merrill Townsend June 21, 2005
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by Slidingbolt May 13, 2016
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